Listen with Your Skull!

I listen to a lot of audiobooks. They’re not the sort of thing you blast
from your car speakers, because invariably when you pull up to a drive-thru window, it’s at an awkward part of the book. Thankfully I don’t
read many books with sex scenes, but it’s a bit embarrassing when it’s a
super-cheesy-sounding part of the book that plays while you’re paying. But,
I digress.